I’m calling the Reverend Al Sharpton and my local NAACP chapter. This is an OUTRAGE I TELL YA! ...

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One of the many tidbits gleaned from reading Motley’s Crue’s autobiography “The Dirt” is that drummer Tommy Lee loves getting flowers.  Several times he states his fondness for receiving flowers, even vociferously defending it, saying something to the effect of, “Any man who tells you he doesn’t love receiving flowers is a liar.”  Then he goes on to talk a lot about drinking and intercourse.  Good read. I personally have never received flowers, so I am not in a position to either confirm or disconfirm Tommy Lee’s statement (I do not write this to elicit pity; I would much r...

I ate an entire head of broccoli while watching the British version of “Whose Line is it Anyway?” last night in bed. Afterward, I battled two whole hours of gaseous blotation wherein the elastic on my underoos nearly snapped against the force of the bubbling pressure. “I’m going to be farting broccoli all night,” I warned the dogs, affecting the best British accent I could muster. Their consequent horrified glare informed me succinctly that no matter how hard I try I will never be so deliciously charming as even the most craggy and toothless resident of Her Majesty’s Kingdom. When ...

Boring day…but a good day because I was able to get my energy back from the weekend…BTW I love Boy Meets World Tedsb00: i went to dinner Tedsb00: and saw like one of the coolest girls ever capn SeKsi pants: who? Tedsb00: i dont know Tedsb00: some girl Tedsb00: in a rush t shirt Tedsb00: i was like hey you Tedsb00: your shirt is like whoa Tedsb00: to the max capn SeKsi pants: hahahahaha capn SeKsi pants: thats old school man Tedsb00: and then we made out in the back room capn SeKsi pants: Tedsb00: or at least we would have Tedsb00: if my life was a tv show capn SeKsi pants: so that...