Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

PERSONAL

Name: If you don't know this by now, please leave. No really, leave now.

DOB : March 4, 1985 Age: Need a calculator? Hair: Blonde Eyes: Blue Height: 6' 2"

Location: Atlanta, GA Status: Very much single Religion: Christian (Reformed)

SCHOOLING

The Southern Baptist Theological Seminary Louisville, Kentucky

Moody Bible Institute Chicago, Illinois

Alan C. Pope High School Marietta, Georgia

OCCUPATION

Student

ABOUT THIS SITE

This site chronicles my life and the excitement of said life. However, I regularly post random stuff that I find to be funny. I am cynical and I love my satirical views. I am opinionated...and that is magnified by me always being right in every situation...at all times...no fail...ever...EVER! If you like what I write, let me know by dropping me a comment or an email...or, for the more adventurous reader, an IM. Fun times!

EVEN MORE ABOUT ME

I like to think that people would say that I am extremely nice. If you are my friend, I will go out of my way for you, no matter what. That's just how I roll. Another example of how I roll is when I was 13. I was at school and there was this random picture of Jesus in a book some kid was reading. He looked at it and said, "ha...Jesus was a tool!" I heard this, glared at him and screamed at the top of my lungs, "JESUS SAVES !!!" I then lunged across the room at him and punched him in the nose. Hey, what can I say. I stick up for my Lord and Savior. Wouldn't you? Why would you want to be against Jesus?