Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
WARNING
Expressed on these web pages are the facts and views of the university educated, which are derived from study, testing, analysis, comparisons, and general consensus and agreement between various other university educated persons, which may vary from the common everyday uneducated persons view, who reads no books, takes no classes, but watches TV and talks in social groups, with ideas swayed by short slogans, witty sayings, and the temperament of the speaker, not by logic and study.
PERSONAL
Name: If you don’t know this by now, please leave. No really, leave now.
DOB : March 4, 1985
Age: Need a calculator?
Hometown: Atlanta, GA
Current City: Louisville, KY
SCHOOLING
The Southern Baptist Theological Seminary
Louisville, Kentucky
Moody Bible Institute
Chicago, Illinois
Alan C. Pope High School
Marietta, Georgia
OCCUPATION
Student
ABOUT THIS SITE
This site chronicles my life and the excitement of said life. I typically will post on a wide range of topics including theology, philosophy, biblical languages, and politics. However, I regularly post random stuff that I find to be funny. I am cynical and I love my satirical views. I am opinionated…and that is magnified by me always being right in every situation…at all times…no fail…ever…EVER! If you like what I write, let me know by leaving me a comment or dropping me an email. Fun times!
EVEN MORE ABOUT ME
I like to think that people would say that I am extremely nice. If you are my friend, I will go out of my way for you, no matter what. That’s just how I roll. Another example of how I roll is when I was 13. I was at school and there was this random picture of Jesus in a book some kid was reading. He looked at it and said, “ha…Jesus was a tool!” I heard this, glared at him and screamed at the top of my lungs, “JESUS SAVES !!!” I then lunged across the room at him and punched him in the nose. Hey, what can I say. I stick up for my Lord and Savior. Wouldn’t you? Why would you want to be against Jesus?
